His name is Dirk, so I call him Dirk the Jerk. To his face.

I liked reading Good Omens cowritten by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.

OH Ms. Sally is very pretty. She is delightful. I am in love.

Hello charming! What beautiful eyes.

I can’t wait for the days of a kitty pile. Right now, Emily is very sweet and perfectly fine, but I want to try and cat lady it up. I want a kitten to be Emily’s bestie.

Those little tow beans, I love them and his cute face.

Octopit is a cat scientist from the top school of cat scientists. I too attended this school, so I know for a fact.

Emily bleps, but I haven’t gotten it on camera because she is like a Kardashian or something, and composes her face the moment that my camera whips out.

Ohhhhh look at that sweet grumpy face. What a cutie.

It is pretty clear and a little shimmery on. Here it is:

This is the pixie trim I needed. I first cut my hair into a pixie back in March, but I was lazy I’m getting it touched up. I went back today and was like, I lobed this cat except for this time make it shorter everywhere and I love it!!!!!!

Dark Horse rose, which is delicious.

I did a brave/crazy thing and I lined my upper waterline. It is extremely attractive and I absolutely 100 percent stabbed my eyeball.

Arrrrg I hate that. I have cycle that I go through. First, I wear flops and sandals with total abandon because my feet are so pretty, then they get dried out and bleh, then they get little open cracks that hurt so much and then I get serious about them. Then I treat them at home with an old laundry tub that is full of…

Emily has a new toy, so she is a very happy kitty. Her face is always so serious looking in photos, but she has a really charming face and actually a very sweet cat smile.

I got my hair chopped off even shorter, so it is kinda like Ginnifer Goodwin style? I really like it, but I don’t know how long I am going to…

Yassss

If he didn’t want to be smooched, then that would be super adorable, but also, I would still smooch the sweet baby cutie.

WHAT A SWEET CREATURE LOOK AT THAT LIL EAR I WANT TO FIX IT AND THEN SMOOCH HIM.

Such cute toe beans! Love.

Awwww! I wish George and Carmilla (right? is that name right or is it Camilla?) were better friends, and then I could see pictures of both of your beauties at once. I haven’t received my shoes yet, but here are links to them in Amazon! I don’t drive so I don’t wear much heel, since I have to walk everywhere.