You don’t recognize rhetoric?

Are they?

Except this is 100% new information. When the judge asked them to surrender their passport it was explicitly on the basis of conflicting accounts and not looking upset enough on CCTV after the fact. If the judge had said “don’t leave the country because we have a complaint against your behavior” from a business owner…

Ryan Lochte is 32 years old! Even Florida State’s PR guy wouldn’t have the balls to chalk this one up to “kids just trying to have fun.”

Pictured: IOC Spokesman

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

I realized that error later but either way just funny they’d not do it on an anniversary or when a great many requested it. Yet when a few companies like the Yooka-Laylee team showed there is still an interest in the fuzzy mascots of old.

Well, Drew Barrymore isn’t a washed-up old maid, but I’m fairly certain she deeply regrets her teen drug abuse and child bride stuff, and rightly blames her mother for not providing any actual parenting.

Why is this a thing with the kids of celebrities!? And what the fuck is wrong with adult men? If she can’t go to the bar with you without her mom SHE CAN’T DATE YOU. What the fuck. I’ve written this here before, but if any of my guy friends pulled this shit I would alert the police and not be their friend anymore.

He is a hardline conservative on most issues who is certainly more in favor of boots-on-the-ground interventionism than the mainstream, but he’s not a “shut down the government” guy, nor is he a bigot or a cretin. Yes, he holds Republican party line positions on every issue, and no, I don’t agree with any of them. But…

I feel like Zack Snyder is really talented at some things, like supervising effects and production design, but directing movies should be left to humans.

“I was asked where I see myself in 5 years.”

So, the outcome (dad didn't buy the car that day) was exactly the same as it would have been had he not been an ass about it.

Your dad’s “solution” is the mark of an arrogant asshole with nothing better to do than waste people’s time who actually work for a living. Fuck your dad.

Your dad sounds like an asshole.

Yet also, life would probs be 1000x more chill if PJ’s were the national uniform for office and outside.

This is a terrible, terrible chart.

Totally disagree with this. If you’re interested in programming, you should be learning the basics and fundamentals; not trying to learn a specific language based on the “job” you want. A true programmer can work in any language, given there might be a few days of review of syntax, documentation, etc. when switching…

Gotta give you a YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH for this one, even though there is some extreme eye-rolling happening on my end.