I can hear the tip tapping of think pieces being written all around the country that ponder how this story fits into a wider narrative. But I think this is really just a hilariously weird outlier of a story that makes you appreciate how the world can surprise you in ways you least expect.

tweets without comment is not evisceration and i think this woman is hilarious honestly

... Another episode of “Sarcasm Lost in the Realm of the Interpretation Via the Internet” Starring StickStacks

oh yeah i’m kidding. i mean, this is not making me think TOO much that i didn’t already think

that’s what i mean.... truly makes u think

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

You mean the “close the error window” game? I’ve won it about 200 times now.

Sure. Correlation does not equal causation. But the fact is, probably 99% of the time, we only have correlations to look at.

R.I.P. to Azealia Banks' black girl fanbase.

"Delete your texts and pics dude!"

The first rule of Meg Club is you DON'T TALK ABOUT MEG CLUB.

I agree. There is trouble a-brewin' in the GOP-verse.

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

Yeah, this was my initial problem too, till someone told me to just count my breath, nothing more. Inhale-1, Exhale-2, Inhale-3... But don't miss a single count. That was all I needed.