It's Adamant Eevee, not Adamant Evee!

Well, it's "Father" Time, but time is also a cruel "mistress". So…a side-by-side?

Time will tell, man. Time will tell.

I live in Singapore, and it will be here in just two weeks. I'm shocked.

Normally I'd agree, but seriously: check his other comments. It's literally nothing but "(critically lauded pop culture) is really a steaming turd".

What is it about Anderson that causes a ranking orgy to break out in the comments both here and on TOS every time he's mentioned? Of course he's popular with this crowd, but you don't really see the same "list them in order of preference"-thing happen with Tarantino, Jonze or Jarmusch. (It's kinda the same with the…

I mean "early films" in the sense that you can really feel his style coming together. The whole elaborate dollhouse/cross-section and stop-motion aspect of 'The Life Aquatic' wasn't really present in his films before that. That was the final piece of the puzzle, and it's hard to imagine his later films without the…

You again? Your comment history is hilarious. Nothing but an endless stream of "(beloved pop-culture icon) is a piece of shit". Are you trolling, or do you really just have terrible taste?

I agree with you, but at about a 10% intensity of the emotions you seem to feel about this. Love his early films (including 'Life Acquatic'), didn't care much for 'Darjeeling' (but I don't think it's racist/sexist at all - care to elaborate?), liked 'Fantastic Mr. Fox', and found the first half of 'Moonrise Kingdom'…

Tobias loved it, but clarified in the comments that this is still in the mid-to-high-range in the Anderson pantheon.

But all it takes is one good swimmer.

I love you, but you have no idea what you're talking about.

Commenters hate him!

I do think it was more for reasons stated above: the expansion of TV Club at the expense of the Film section, and the general sense that The AV Club no longer has any real interest in taking movies seriously.

Hey! That sounds like the outline for yet another HI-laaarious book!

I'm pretty sure she's America's McDormand.

"Magic Mike" is an extremely, extremely weird choice for illustrating "shitty McConaughey roles". He's great in it, and the movie is dang solid as well. Come on man, "Failure To Launch" is right there!

Ha-DOYYYYYYY!

I feel like a total dumbass, but I'm afraid I didn't quite get that line. Or is the joke that they managed to work through 3 of their 12 pre-planned orgy scenarios?

The man seems to favor jokes about jerkin' it.