You're never too young for that :(((

Not showing erect penises in TV and film is more of an American thing; I can think of several European films that show throbbing ding-dongs. Lars von Trier's "The Idiots" is a well-known example, and that also features unsimulated intercourse.

You should give Hannibal another shot. It is intentionally silly with the baroque killings, it's set in a borderline surreal nightmare world. Not meant to be realistic.

What you are describing in this article is called a "long take", not long shot. Long shot is just another word for wide shot.

No, by all means: I get'cha. I obviously wasn't serious when I claimed that THIS is what's making me give up on Gaiman. Simply observing that the dude's exhibited some DUBIOUS taste these last few years.

WHAT????

"This turd contains peanuts, corn and sesame seeds - why wouldn't it be a delicious treat??"

If you follow Gaiman on social media, I'm sure you are well aware that that ship has well and truly sailed.

Neil Gaiman, apparently:

But the writers clearly thought that out. After several months in the Flame Kingdom he was quite a lot smarter but still somewhat dim (even with flame protection I assume it's quite hot there, slowly baking him), then when he is hit with the fireball he is finally 100% baked.

It should be noted that he is in fact ripping off TWO Abramović performances here: the whole "sitting and staring" thing is indeed from The Artist Is Present, yes. But he's also ripping off her Rhythm 0 piece.

Whititled.

Also, somewhat AV Club-y pop culture website Videgum has a column called "The Worst Movie of All Time", where they search for…yeah, you guessed it. 'Elizabethtown' is the currently reigning champion, two years and running.

…said visualAIDS to the commenter The Bishop.

That's not how I remember it.

It comes straight after the quote where he says how the medical staff came to this conclusion. He means that that's what they concluded, hence "Mr. Allen". "I" sounds a bit too personal in that context, he's saying that was their professional opinion.

If any comment ever deserved The Taco Bell Bell…

Your mom's lasted waaay more than 8 seasons, and she sucks pretty hard.

Or anyone on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Still one hell of a lot less times than "meta" was used in the episode itself.