Wait, how do you explain goatse.cx? We cannot have a discussion about anal sex on the internet without mentioning goatse.cx!

How does vaseline or baby oil prevent scratches? This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

I was just about to post this! I don't recall what she got the ankle monitor for her.

The first time around, MJ was still alive and could have potentially blacklisted him from working. Now that MJ is dead he can get away with telling the truth and get money out of the deal. It pisses me off how he undermined this other person's case.

So Wade Robinson wants to testify that MJ never touched him inappropriately when it's someone else's lawsuit, but when it's a pay day for him, he wants to testify that MJ *did* touch him? What a piece of shit. Honest to god. What a piece of shit. How dare you undermine someone else's lawsuit and then come forward…

Aww, you sound like a sweetheart. It's very weird that they want to talk about your ex-wife. They should know that's a major boner-killer. Even if they weren't being weird by bringing up your ex, I would still advise against dating co-workers. It's a liability. It's unprofessional. It's just not worth it.

What? Is this the "faggy" part of Cambridge, or is all Cambridge "faggy"? Not even close to funny. Try again, bro.

Nothing to see here, move along!

It's called "doublethink". The quicker you learn how to do it, the easier your life will be. Now stop thinking for yourself!

You have more patience than I do in explaining why the protagonists of this story are more important than the victims. People like TrobeGlotter are so fucking dumb I want to punch them in the face. I know TrobeGlotter is late for picking her kids up from soccer practice or something equally banal.

I don't give a fuck about the victims. It's unfortunate that they were hurt, and I wish them all a speedy recovery, but their recovery is of little significance in our political discourse. Get the sawdust out of your brains.

Weird, huh? It's almost like there's something fishy going on here that we're not being apprised of.

I didn't go to my prom and I don't regret it, either. It's been 12 years now. Hahaha.

I remember one of my high school teachers saying that prom was so important because it was like the one time in most of these kids' lives that they would ever be invited to a black tie affair. She was probably right about that.

If the wedding thief had just said, "I really liked your wedding theme so I decided to go with it" and left the part out about how "you'll never get married anyway" out would this have been more acceptable?

I honestly eschew hetero-friendships because of this. I just can't deal with the guys wanting to bone me, because I don't want to be accused of leading someone on.

This. I hate women who say they hate women. It's like that stupid quote Megan Fox gave when she was popular about how women are so catty and jealous and all-around horrible. If you walk into a situation with a sour-puss attitude, you're going to get negativity right back at you. When you openly declare 'women…

God, what an inane comment. You must be the only person who's ever been to or lived in Allston. Praise Jeebus you were here to give Allston a shout out.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get it twisted. All campus cops are technically *real* police officers, but they're not. They're a step up from Mall Cops, and everyone knows it. That's why Somerville was trying to make the dead MIT police officer an honorary Somerville police officer, because there's nothing more…

Haha, what's with all the questions? Just sit back and *everything* you are told. :)