Real friends don't exclude their friends from their wedding party because of their appearance. I'm sorry your friend is such a dummy. You might want to reassess if this is the kind of person you want to be friends.

I was thinking: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. Followed by, "GP's ass probably looks like a veal calf's". Flat asses are out.

Vikram Chatwell can't pay people to smuggle drugs for him, or alternatively, buy drugs at his destination?

I know it because she said it. She said she's a single mother. That means that Barack is so distant from their family that she doesn't even consider him a part of it. She didn't mean to say it on camera but she definitely meant what she said.

That is bullshit, isn't it? I do know someone who went to Cuba legally about 10 years ago, though. He went on a humanitarian mission. I'm guess they're doing some kind of charity work (no, not real work, but you know, appearance 'work').

I think it's a slip of the tongue but I smell trouble in their relationship. I'm sure that Kamala Harris comment didn't help. I imagine things are pretty tense around their house right now. Sucks for the kids.

Fucking retainers man. Let me ask this question: If you have to wear a retainer for the rest of your life, did the Orthodontist really fix your teeth in the first place? I'm almost 30 goddamn years old and I still have to wear a retainer. Unfuckingbelievable! I stopped for about 6 months and sure enough they…

LMFAO. I just got it — I thought we were voting for the Sweet Valley High books and not "Valley Girls". I thought you were projecting your troll onto me. My bad! Lisa Frank still wins. rainbows, puppies, and kitties > everything, any day of the week.

I agree with you. I read the full obit, and the opening paragraph talks about her role as a mother, but the subsequent paragraphs detail her professional accomplishments. This isn't a case of a gender bias. She wasn't a household name, meaning she enjoyed a personal life out of the spotlight. She was…

I didn't say anything about "valley girls". I just said the books were boring and there was nothing memorable about them.

IDK where you're getting "valley girls from". You must have replied to the wrong comment.

I love her as Louise in Bob's Burgers, but this stand up wasn't funny. I think it was part of an act, but I also think you have to be a little bit psychotic to think that messing up the word "airplane" and acting nervous is funny.

Lisa Frank had kittens, puppies, dolphins, whales, and RAINBOWS. That shit was beautiful. Sweet Valley high was some boring shit I remember reading but I can't even tell you what it was about.

LOL! One thing that stands out to me as being one of the worst things I've ever done is making a joke about a girl's dead mother. (I didn't do it to be mean, I really thought it was funny, but as it turns out, it wasn't.) I can't even think of anything that's even in the ball park of hatching a plan and then bring…

Upstate NY keeps it classy. They're basically Southern Canadians.

+10000000000000

I wouldn't get married to someone who's "spoiled rotten" (in your own words) and who thinks just because his dad died on your birthday he can't ever celebrate your birthday again. He sounds awful! Keep working on yourself and start considering that he might not be someone you want to spend time with.

lol! I was thinking something like "Obama is pinko communist and here's the proof!"

Also, let's not lose sight of the fact that her obit starts with a paragraph about her domestic achievements and then goes on for several more paragraphs about her professional achievements. If the article was just professional achievements and no mention of her beef stroganoff readers would be left scratching their…

I don't think this is a bad obit. Yes, to people who didn't enjoy a personal relationship with her she was a rocket scientist, but to her family she was a dedicated mother. Why do her professional achievements have to be listed prior to her personal achievements? You are not your job! She was at the top of her…