Yes! Seriously, this public relations pope is no hero.

The Royal ‘we’ obviously.

Aw, you got me. It’s the only way to melt cheese on the go. CAN’T I HAVE IT ALL?

I made the mistake of having dark hair and bangs. I think I just have bad sandwich aim.

Fabulous, and I need it. But! First I need to stop getting cream cheese in my hair. I do this every time.

SNAP. I had a smug grin on my face too.

YOU ARE AN ANGEL.

If I don’t recommend them, then who will?!

Yeah I’m looking at Blake (apparently) notso Lively.

Yeah, she’s faking it. I wonder if the dude knows.

Yeah, what the fuck is this? ‘Oh I killed him, yeah, just not in the way you might think’.

Aw, I always liked Bigrande. Too late now.

Die Antwoord videos. I have no fucking idea what’s happening but I like it. Check out ‘Evil Boy’. Dicks everywhere.

It’s the new American dream in action!

I’m just going to stick to accidentally over drawing my lips (my hands do what they want to and I’m not the boss of them) and looking like a sad pouty clown.

I have no idea what pirate weekend is, but damn I like how it sounds.

Your strength and bravery is incredible. I’m so sorry this happened to you, but I’m so glad you’re fighting it and I really hope it changes how rape prosecutions are seen there. I’m sure there are so many other survivors of rape there.

I wonder if I could get one to match my sweatpants.

Ah, that makes sense. I'm not sure why I was so confused.

Thanks for reminding me to do my squats today!