I’m just taking a well deserved break from studying. Does it count as a break if you haven’t started yet? Please say yes.

Yeah speak to the management! Are there other people in your building hearing this too? Maybe get some pitchforks.

I accidentally rhyme all the time.

This is my life. I have so many different sizes of clothing it’s ridiculous. When I try on a pair of pants I have to take in 3 sizes or else I might cry.

Eat more pies and level up to the next size.

His caps lock button.

I love Fiona Apple! I would also add Keaton Henson - Sweetheart What Have You Done To Us... and probably some of his other stuff. In the feels.

I’m an existential crisis now. I guess it’s Friday!

You can be! It’s all made up...

It’s alright, I can cure myself with glitteropathy. Small amounts of glitter diluted into larger sparklies and rubbed on the skin.

I think I have a drinking problem.

She has a severe contouring related injury on her cheek.

I'll give it a go! I'll just have to be careful that it doesn't end up looking like a beard. #onfleek

If only my adult onset stress induced hormonal cystic acne looked like this. It is shiny and red I guess. Close enough.

Haha, I’m imagining a board on your wall that you check off every Saturday. Then you get a gold star. Or a glass of wine.

Me too, water these guys talking about?

Shiny morgellons!

I'd just drink straight alcohol all night. Pee breaks minimised. Also, I hold it way too long too when I forget I'm wearing a catsuit with a belt. I'm amazed I haven't peed myself yet.

I wore some sticky jewel things on my face recently for fun and flung them around my bedroom before passing out drunk. I found a black one stuck to my leg today and in my sleepiness thought it was a tick. I threw it off and I know it's going to happen again. I never learn.

I guess she didn’t die and she’s just doing McDonald’s commercials to fund her weed snorting habit. Poor girl.