Yikes!

Thanks for believing in me!

I feel like I really learned something today. I want to hang this on my fridge! It’s cute and it might stop food thieves.

Is that why everybody eats low carb?

You just need to find the right red! It's out there somewhere... I believe it. Some are cooler, some are warmer, some are brighter, some are darker. If you sing that sentence it sounds better.

Yeah, file this under ‘places you really don’t want to find shards of glass’. Actually that’s most places. Maybe just those big glass recycling things. I am bad at lists.

I like my peanut butter crunchy. Reaaaaal crunchy.

I wish massages would get rid of all of my problems. I mean they help the back pain related problems, but like, y’know the other stuff.

Is this a logo or a butter stain? I must know.

I really hope you have this framed and hanging in your house.

Well that was an interesting trip to an unexpected part of the Internet. I’m back now. My brain hurts... Uh, is she here yet?

I would take a sneaky lick. I just remember the satisfying crunch. I should take a trip to the beach soon.

Me too! It really exfoliates my teeth. And intestines.

Yes. They are now interchangeable. Happy Monday!

I don't know what she's doing either, but I wish she would stop.

Yep, one of the many reasons I dislike Facebook. I don’t want to know that some #happy couple just took a dump holding hands or whatever. #truelove

I'm still waiting. A fine picture of the moon, mountains and one of those stripey barber shop sticks.

Also you have my mouth.

Faces are hard. I feel you.

Those bastards. I just see it in particularly bright light. It’s a tricky fella. Actually I haven't seen it for a while but I'm guessing it's still there.