I have one recurring one I see sometimes. Then I panic pluck. It looks grey but I’m 26 and have no other greys. Whyyy.

Ahh! I get them too sometimes! They just crumble while I look in the mirror, or pull them out because they’re loose. A few months ago I had a dream that my teeth had cysts all over them. I’m not sure what it means but my friend mentioned it too.

Haha, don’t waste the wine! I tried googling it but every time I do that I realise I’m crazy and/or have cancer of the everything so I just try to repress it.

It better be. Otherwise I’m just wasting my time watching exercise videos while eating take out. Pfft.

You are fabulous. I want to grow a beard. I had a dream last night that I plucked a long hair from my chin. It had a split end. Waaa.

Oh, I forgot fabulous. A fabulous lumpy disco clown. Put glitter on dat face.

I skipped the gym and everything else. Here I am with wine. Cheers to you!

Yeah I struggle with this sometimes. I hate how I feel that I have to look a certain way sometimes, so I guess it’s lucky that I find it incredibly difficult to get up some mornings and don’t have time to put it on. Sometimes on these days I have a lot of anxiety, but I try to tell myself that I’m being crazy. Because…

I think she got my eyebrows. They're not on my face anyway.

My boyfriend often leans in for a kiss and the closer he gets the more worried he looks. Sucker.

I wear lipstick most days. Usually I just do lip liner and then dab some on. I feel much better wearing it, I think it's because my lips are quite pale naturally. If I don't have time to do much to my eyes (most days) it makes a big difference. To me anyway.

I wasn’t home, but nope I don’t remember a dog there and the door was closed.

Where does the puke go? Ghosts?! ALIENS?

I hope we stay lucky. My fingers are crossed.

Actually once when I was young and drank too much cheap booze I remember waking up and puking all over myself and passing out thinking “nononononononoo”, but when I woke up there was no puke. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a dream.

Yeah, me too. I think I’ve been pretty lucky getting home in time and having mouth and/or butt explosions in the appropriate place.

SHE’S NOT?!

Gravity is your friend. When pooping especially.

Is this appropriate?