Let me know how it goes!

You’ll have to find out. I sure hope so.

Quick, somebody start a fundit campaign!

Just sing some Mariah Carey songs really loudly to drown them out. That's my tactic. I can’t sing, but for some reason it makes me feel better. So fabulous.

I need a new doctor clearly. Pffft! I LOVE ASS JOKES <3

You can have my last glass. I think it’s best I don’t drink it... I don’t know if the Doctor will give me a sick note for “buttered up wine related twerking injuries”.

I’ve been here for a while. MY EYES BURN.

I will twerk (badly) through life shining with buttery confidence. Thanks for the encouragement. It’s not the beer, but it’s certainly the wine tonight. Hooray!

Yeah, just watch some old videos of The Rock from WWE. He had a good eyebrow.

It’s my secret jam. I’m going to go dance alone to it right now shhhh!

The Charli_xcx one... and it was a guess! Gah! I’ll just go twerk alone in the corner.

I got 1 ass right. MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.

Why thank you!

Bruce might start shopping in Dash though. It might still work out for her.

But but but... I thought Kylie Jenner wasn't materialistic. Maybe I'm thinking of a different one.

Spray it on your hands first then rub it through your hair. Then boom! 10 things in 1.

I've been trying healthy hair for a while now, bleurgh, it's not even that healthy. I NEED COLOURS. I'm going to dip dye it orange tomorrow. Yolooooooo!

We have similar hair (bangs, length, colour), but mine spends a lot of time attempting to turn into a bush. So I walked into a place that sells hair stuff recently and told the nice lady I was going to "shave it off ahhhh bushes help" (I'm paraphrasing), and she recommended this Revlon 10 in 1 stuff and it's amazing!…

I prefer this Jon Snow.

That's great! You're inspiring me to go outside.