I went for a hike through a forest last week and it was amazing. I have to commit to making it a regular part of my routine though. I've managed to fit eating copious amounts of chocolate into my busy* schedule...

That's like my current life, but without the hiking.

I got really excited because for a minute there I just thought this meant that they wouldn't be making any more of these garbage films and I wouldn't have to hear about them constantly. I forgot that other directors exist.

Thank you, kind internet stranger. PLEASE SEND WINE. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF WINE. I don't mind cry peeing wine. I will stop going out in public.

I cry in public all the time.

I guess I can use a permanent marker as a back up eyebrow pencil now. HOORAY!

This sounds like a serious case of sorry not sorry.

I usually do the shower thing too, but if I've done my nails because I want to look presentable and not just like I violently shoved my hand into a tin of paint (I try so hard too, waahhh!) then I put some nail polish remover on q-tips and rub it off my skin around the nail. Ta dah!

I'm sure they're just using humour as a coping mechanism. Stay strong.

I would like to own this so I can wear it around the house and feel like the eccentric billionaire I feel I was born to be.

POTATOES!

DIBS!

I always see recommendations for Asian sunscreens when I look, but I know they'll take forever to get here and I'm lazy and impatient. I'm also searching for a good one.

All the time. This week I forgot how to open doors without moving my face out of the way first. Ouch.

Exactly. I mean that will probably be their justification for it, because she's a woman who had no right to try to stop them as she's below them.

Probably because she tried to stop them robbing the place.

Oh I have these all the time! The silliest was probably once when I was 15 and wanted a cup of tea. I was having a mega period and also as I said I was a teenager. So I boiled the kettle, put the tea bag in, poured the hot water into the cup, and everything was going well so far... So I open the fridge to get the…

I might start painting my nails on the toilet.

Yes. When I paint my nails all I want to do is touch everything. Or I have to pee.

I needed this. I'm in a bad place mentally tonight. Despite having a very lovely boyfriend.