I can't take it. I'm on a bus, who cuts onions on a bus?

I don't think I would have been able to resist. Just one of the many reasons I don't write Dirt Bag.

Was 'the sweetest lady' Kris in disguise?

I feel surprisingly excited! I suppose I did obsessively watch Big Top Pee Wee as a child. It had it all!

She can do so much better than baby blue Jesus.

Yep, I use one too because all of the hundreds (probably maybe) of shampoos I've tried (including prescription ones) make my scalp burn like a thousand suns (I like brackets).

I'm out.

It's ok, there's other hot sauces.

They're just so sticky!

I'd be more concerned by Anna Wintour.

I really feel for you after reading this, and I'm very sorry for your loss.

TWINSIES

Yeah, sometimes they come on a biiiiiiit too strong. Warning bells ding ding ding. Not a good sign when they've decided on all of these things without consulting you.

Ditto. Sitting here with greasy hair drinking wine. Suuuuup.

Yep, as somebody who has had surgery before I don't get why anybody would do that unless it's completely necessary. To each their own though!

Me too, but when I get smears and Doctors are poking around in there they always say I have really strong, but tight muscles. Maybe I can push it out in one go.

IT'S TRUE LOVE <3

That's what I do when I really want to poop.

I save milk!

Broccoli is delicious. Congratulations!