A tasteful sunbrella, even. Her doing the sidestep is Christopher Guest level redonk.

I, for one, love the Tay hating. She's obnoxious and needs to go away.

Oh are spouses off limits now, even when they’re out and vocally campaigning? Will the Trump folks be apologizing to Bill Clinton for all the insults, then?

A friend of mine in college described a weekend festival she attended by saying everything was harmonious and people were dressed like fairies. There were children and beauty and she figured out the meaning of life. I asked her if she had been shrooming all weekend and she couldn’t believe I guessed correctly.

Had one of my soldiers in Iraq taking a college course, he needed to give a “public speech” for one project - he chose anti-abortion as his topic, with lots of slides. All I could think is that I wanted gummi bears afterward.

“Donald Trump is intensely loyal. He will never let you down.” - Donald Trump’s third wife

a congealing buffalo wing cemented to outgrown armpit hair

“you must have spent a certain amount of your life in poverty. Otherwise, any opinions are immediately void and stupid. Now I know”

Basically, yes. Because otherwise you have no friggen idea how things work. I’ve been on both sides, and trust me, being on the poor side is NOT easy to get out of, even if you want to.

Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

I understand the thin blue line. I understand that cops think, “That coulda been me. Mistake made. Gotta support my brother.” But I’m a public school teacher. If I found out that a teacher was fucking a student, there’d be no way that my knee-jerk response would be, “Well...you have to understand that...” Give me a…

Shortsighted much?

Ever think that the “poor” people buying basic items at the convenience store at double the price might be doing so because they are en route to Minimum Wage Job #2 or #3 and don’t have time to park and leisurely shop around at the local Walmart?

Ever think that the lottery ticket is their only…

First, I’ll say this is a fantastic idea for series. I love finding out this shit from publicists.

I’m 5'10 and a size 14. Apparently my only option for formal wear is to sew king sized bed sheets together and hope for the best.

You’re presuming that the points afforded for race are the ones that tipped the balance (I actually don’t know how much they are weighted). But it’s entirely possible that a student with lower SAT scores and grades than Abigail Fisher scored higher than she did on things like the personal essay, or extracurriculars,…

It’s code for “PS this is a place outside New York City”.

You could’ve stopped with your first sentence.

“If you have critique for the resistance, of our resistance, then you better have an established record of critique of our oppression,” he says. “If you have no interest in equal rights for black people, then do not make suggestions for those who do. Sit down.”

I was done with Timberlake when he threw Janet Jackson under the bus after their Super Bowl stunt.

She’s not a creep but she’s certainly obnoxious. I’ve been a fan of hers for a while but I also see her playing the PR game a lot more obviously than her peers do. It’s not bad, necessarily, but she pushed her everyday awkward girl/feminist images so hard that the reality—that she’s not very relatable anymore, and…