I think a good parallel would be if you discovered that all women have a catalogued and detailed description of all the men’s penises in their lives. Not just mental images, but quantitative and disseminable data about how small/meh all the dicks are that they have seen (or their unflattering guesses). And they send…

Unpopular opinion: Linda’s walk is not so good

I thought Max Martin has written all of her hits since she crossed over to pop music?

Step Brothers + Wedding Crashers

Before I read the article, I interpreted the headline as “ladies, if you’re feeling insecure for not having a flat stomach or perfect body, just focus on how unattractive guys are allowed to be”, and I thought it was brilliant. Not that there was anything wrong with the real article.

This is a complete non sequitur.

Biking is a fairweather option for able-bodied people with very short commutes. Every time DC wipes out another lane of car traffic in its already narrow and congested streets to convert to bike-only lanes which are only used by a fraction of the city on warm, sunny days, I seethe with rage. If you live close enough…

I think the director’s name is Drake Doremus