“its so hard to catch trout” - me every weekend at my local fishing hole :(

i really want to hear the first place worst day of your life!

the guy in the back on the vine made me think of it...thats really all the correlation i can come up with, but i knew a few people needed it today

hes actually a 2nd string catcher and hates the coach...he wants the fire SQUELCHED big time

as a pitcher myself i always appreciate when a catcher stays tidy and shops at the local Bum & Gardener

someday he will have to answer to God (Shammgod) for his actions #JudgementDay

“I’d rather have contested sex than consensual sex any day...its kind of boring when the girl just wants it” - Jameis Winston

he loves Fingers, but DESPISES Kuntz...im with him though on that one. Sometimes we put on ESPN Classics when Fingers is pitching just to spice things up in the bedroom <3

or Bush’s whitehouse staff

its funny because my boyfriend hates baseball, but he likes to watch when Fister is pitching. Hes a sick fucker, but i love him

this is the real summer jam (so far)

i cant handle this

you’ve been waiting for JUUUUUUST the right moment to insert that one haven’t you

these trick (non-sports) chins are tough, but at least its obvious -> Janet Reno

Ted Williams will be the GM of that team is what i heard the plan was...it could work i think

‘honestly i think this 76ers plan is solid’ - George Armstrong Custer

“i bet all my bitches could take the Knicks next year in a best of 7!” - Isaiah Thomas

im 16 and Czech...everyone knows this

just as i thought