i want to bring God Shammgod to a whole new generation...

last time i saw someone take a hit that massive was mayor Rob Ford at a Toronto house party

“we should be spayed less” - every dog ever

“his parents gotta be crazy to name him after an indie singer...loser!” - God Shammgod

fucking love you Bjorn (full homo)

the gold standard of dads visiting school

FIFA world cup in Qatar =

great list...my personal favorite episode of Getting Hit By a Car was where Randy Johnson went to cross the street and the rogue pigeon shits in his eyes and he walks into oncoming traffic...just a phenomenal episode

Michael Smith has always reminded me of that guy in high school that thinks hes so (effing) cool and then he comes back from the bathroom with toilet paper trailing on his shoe

+1 for those poor virgin ears

“lets just leave, im sure no one will notice” - Chernobyl nuclear plant director of operations

i know Ichiro specifically learned Spanish curse phrases just to fire back at all the Latin guys talking shit to him

Batter: Jesus, seems a bit extreme bro?

i can empathize with these fans as this is what my house looks like after we run out of guacamole on taco tuesdays

“Man what a choke job.” - Bridget von Hammersmark

Chris Paul has neglected his roll player...he needs to get back on those keys bb!

really?! i had no clue...sounds like a 30 for 30 <3

Larry: Sweet Jesus I have to piss like a racehorse

growing up watching sports John 3:16 was the original and a true legend