i guess Chris Kyle wanted to see this one come to an end #MERICA

this article feels like a bad beer

alot of people forced to live in iowa actually try and blackout so i think it is just a part of the inherent culutre

can’t think of a single good friend of mine that participates in these...however i have about 5 acquaintances that LOVE THEM OH EM GEEEEEEEEEEE

i had no idea Erik Estrada was such a passionate venezuelan soccer fan

“aIn’t NOOO Flop TheY seE his ARM BROKED” - Khalif Mitchell

everything is always about you...isnt it Albert?

i think it is well established i am Czech at this point...with a horny gay boyfriend to boot <3

i dont know whats more disturbing...his anti-semitic rant or the way he spells and randomly capitalizes letters like a recent Italian immigrant?

“ohhhhhh this gives me some ideas of my own!” - Ben Affleck

the Pat’s lawyer actually dug up a pic of Tom talking to McNally

this movie is a DIRECT rip-off of daily life in Lubbock, Tx

in real life there are no punchlines in Cleveland...only Larry sitting on his iPad till 3am every nite...god bless him

i bet Horford had a much bigger penis than the republican too right?

to be clear — this is the type of scenario i have playing in the back of my mind any time i see a franchise from Cleveland playing on TV

(a living room in a Cleveland suburb. late evening. DEB, forty something, chain smoking mother. LARRY, forty something, obese and unemployed enters after a Cleveland Indians game has ended)