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butcherbakertoiletrymaker
butcherbakertoiletrymaker

I have to do a lot of presentations in front of governing boards and the general public in my job. This may sound a little pompous, but what really helped me was to realize that I’m the educated expert on the subject I’m speaking about. That’s why I am there. Generally, I’ll know more about what I’m presenting on than

Sometimes when you try to cover something up you have to look incompetent to avoid looking guilty.

Judging by his asinine reaction? Yeah, I bet he does.

If this were my kid climbing on someones car (it could be a heap, I don’t care) his Xbox would be destroyed, and he’d have to earn the money to buy a tire for my Jeep if I blew one out running it over.

exactly! What about closing somebody’s fuel filler door that’s ajar? Same category IMO.

Generally I’d say no, but that was a good samaritan level act. I’ll give it a pass.

Generally I’d say no, but that was a good samaritan level act. I’ll give it a pass.

It’s an Alfa. There will be plenty of somethings to fix, you don’t have to stage things to break.

toddler milk, marketed as an alternative to cow’s milk”

This is why my default is to have the sound turned off.

You don’t enjoy the soothing tones of J.K Simmons with Burt and Ernie selling insurance every time you click on a blog?

They need to PIVOT away from video faster and harder.

glad it isn’t just me. These autoplay videos are obnoxious, especially when I have one embedded within the article and one on the side, and both are playing at the same time. Get it together gizmodo media/vulture capital overlords

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

But the internet anxiety machine demands tribute!

The most amazing thing about Aaron Rodgers is how unimpressive his receiving corps is and has been for years.

So you’re say there might be some merit to the theory that Mike McCarthy fucking sucked?

I was at this game, first time up there. Lambeau is a special place.

Agreed.

He hardly ever throws interceptions and when he does it’s usually balls tipped by the intended receiver. A career 4 TDs to INT ratio is pretty unbelievable. He’s the 8th QB to make it to 350 TDs.