It is expensive to be poor.

I chose the “embroil yourself in massive student loan debt” method, it’s been moderately effective so far.

It’s fake, via The Onion: https://www.theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535

https://www.theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535

WHAT!?!?!?! Car dealers don’t care about me, my finances, or my well being?

At least while you’re saddled with a 72 month loan you can’t afford, you’ll have some sweet Kia to drive.

Nothing beats Subway’s marketing blunder

I never noticed this in the ad, but in my defense, I’m a) not in marketing, and b) don’t remember if I paid any attention to the commercial after seeing the bottle and creepy facial hair.

all you really need is a concrete slab and tires with lots of tread still on them.

I don’t know what’s holding the car back, but it would need to be pretty bulletproof for me to stand directly in front of the car during the burnout.

Man, he is going to get one heck of a nasty note from his HOA tomorrow.

Cleveland may be untalented, but it’s really un-white.

Jack, to Liz: The television audience doesn’t want your elitist, East Coast, alternative, intellectual, left-wing—

“See you Monday, Mike...”

Thanks.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

Just avoid the final punctuation all together if it’s at the end of your message. It will make you seem neither too excited, nor too blunt

I’m often criticized for an aggressive or too-direct tone. I suppose it’s my problem since I am part of the workplace, but I can’t help but notice the more confident or senior somebody is, the more he or she appreciates my style. The inverse also holds true.

There could be other reasons because doesn’t “too French” also mean “no daily shower”?

The book is absolutely fantastic. Its almost like King points out the End Game of Reality TV 25 years before it even became a genre. 3 of the 4 books in the Bachman Anthology are amazing reads.