OMG! Are you telling me that my Artisan, Free-Range, Organic, Non-GMO, Vegan, Locally Sourced Hot Pockets are NOT HEALTHY FOR MY LITTLE ANGEL?!

He also made the 350 mark faster than any QB in the history of the NFL.

Correct.  Which is the whole point.

Yeah, it’s called “Marketing”.  Just feed your kids actual food, not edible, food-like substances.  A “treat” is exactly that--not something that should be consumed a daily basis.  Christ.

Yeah, when I looked at that picture, I thought, “are my eyes playing tricks on me?  That looks much bigger than 5 1/4.”

Christ, Jerry is only 77?  I thought that asshole was older, and hence closer to the grave.

The best part is that, not only was Splinter taken down, but the only way to find this article now is via web search direct link because G/O took it off of all the sister sites where it was initially published.

Christ, your stupidity knows no bounds. Fine, let’s take it from the top:

Wow. You’re really not much for the reading comprehension, are you? Not surprising, considering how fucking stupid you are. Try reading it again, dumbass. Also, try giving up your love for the Clintons.

I understand your methodology...but we have the Internet now. People can just order good salsa’s online.

You should check this out—start around 4:00.

I do love this argument the best, because it is the dumbest of the bunch—and that’s saying something.

So, what are you saying?

Wait...WHAT?!

You know what’s the best way to cleanse the palate after 27 chocolate bars?

I hate to say it, but I’m with the rich woman on this one.  Trash candy is trash candy for a reason.  Use the good shit so it gets eaten within a few days instead of lingering on and on until the next Halloween when it gets recycled for the kids that come to your house.

You can similarly take apart any form of pedantry in any area of knowledge. But it’s especially easy to recognize in language, because we’re all constantly using language every day, ignoring the “rules” and letting the language evolve.

Yeah, and mirrors don’t cost anywhere near what it will cost to replace a camera with all the electronics and other shit.

Nice job continuing to make stupid generalizations to try and distract from the fact that you’re talking out your ass.

You can’t make out any meaning from them because you pretended to know what you were talking about and made a fool of yourself.