I remember that Jon Stewart bit.  It was both hilarious and really, really sad.

They probably have a boat.

F-U-C-K.

At first I read this as “Muskian fisters”, which sounds incredibly disturbing.

Hell, they should have just gone all the way and used his open casket photo instead.  Christ.

God spare me.

What a pedestrian article.

Good.

Man, his life must have really hit the skids after that book he wrote.

Nothing below Game Warden for the State of Rhode Island.

Every time I see or hear Sestak’s name all I can think of is this:

Yeah, I’m totally putting the mayor of South Fucking Bend, Indiana up against Donald Trump.  I’m sure Pete will do great.  Donald Trump may be an incompetent grifter, but he’s an incompetent grifter who is currently President of the United States and it will take more than some dude who has never had to deal with…

Paul, how the hell does this idiot troll, Candy Corn, have approved status?

I’m not surprised, considering the complete lack of engagement and understanding of the issues by the average American voter.

I realize you are congenitally incapable of complex thought, but please just shut up.

If I actually bothered to pay attention to all the idiotic claptrap on local news about all the shit that can kill me, I’d be living in a bubble, slathering myself in sanitizer, drinking distilled water and then starving to death.

Again:  He’s the mayor of South Bend, Indiana.  He has zero business running for President.

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Damned straight.  When in a public place, ignoring the tantrum is absolutely NOT the thing to do.  The world is not someone’s babysitter and should not be subjected to a parent’s unwillingness to actually parent their child.  The answer is always to deal with it in the calmest, most authoritative way possible.  Even…