High Fidelity hipster douche equivalent

You sound like a sensitive, fragile flower.  Maybe don’t get on the interwebs so as not to risk harming your virgin eyes.

Only to people with zero sense of humor.

That is, indeed, a dilemma.

Someone doesn’t understand sarcasm.

The irony abounds, doesn’t it?

No they can’t because I’m not fucking doing that shit.

In the future, there will simply be a series of tubes which pump soylent green straight into your home.

I’m a religious agnostic secularist. Take that one for a spin.

If you moved to a new area code and keep getting robocalls from the old area code, just get NumberShield.  It will block every single number from that old area code (minus those in your contacts) and problem solved.  I went from getting at least 10 of those damned things a day to maybe one or two a week (and those are…

Try asking meaningful questions instead of hyperbolic and stupid ones, honey.

Pretty sure I could tell the difference between poop and actual coffee.  Try again, sweetheart.

Wow. Someone sure is taking this personally. Not for nothing, but real meat comes from an animal. Fake meat comes from various and sundry non-animal products that have to go through such an extreme level of physical transformation that they bear almost zero resemblance to their natural state.  So, yeah, the plant…

...and yet they survived the ordeal.

The best part is that there were probably a lot of people eating these real burgers and saying, “wow, these bullshit, non-meat abominations actually taste like the real thing!”

She’d better watch out for peppers, eggplant and potatoes, too.

Um...TN has been a RTW state since basically forever. 

Charity Navigator is a site that needs a lot more exposure--especially after every single natural or man-made disaster.

If I remember correctly, it was a sub-blog of Gizmodo that I think focused on palace intrigue at the tech companies. But, I don’t remember for sure.