Stay with me on this one, because I have a better onion ring option than Beer Batter:  Onion rings which are first dipped in a milk wash, then tossed lightly in flour and then fried.  Un-fucking-believable.

Yeah, and he’s the mayor of South Bend, Indiana.  There is, literally, zero reason why he should be considered a legitimate contender.

Diabetes and myopia are chronic conditions.  Depression is not always chronic.

Depression isn’t necessarily a chronic condition.  In fact, there are plenty of cases where someone who is on an antidepressant can be weaned off of it after several months or a few years because their depression was acute.  Anyone who is telling you that antidepressants are forever is selling you drugs for profit.

Sexism wasn’t the end-all, be-all for Clinton’s defeat. Too many people try to hang Clinton’s loss on sexism without any discussion of her many, many, many other liabilities. I’m pretty clear about that in my comment.

Lots and lots of “picky eater” articles recently. Once again, the solution is simple: They eat what is given to them. If they refuse, that’s fine—but they won’t eat until the next meal. When they get hungry enough, they let it go.

The first thing you should do is have titers drawn to determine your level of immunity.  If the force is strong with you then no need to go with the additional shot(s).

Can you do it without fucking it up?  Really?  Are you absolutely certain?  If so, then DIY.  Otherwise, hire a pro.

Or, just...put saving in your budget. There ain’t nobody on this Earth who would ever describe me as an Optimist (I call myself a Realist), but by God I save regularly, and as my financial condition has improved, I’ve been able to increase what I put into savings considerably.

I was always super hardcore about closing my checks with the tips immediately, so honestly this line of thinking is foreign to me.  Makes sense though.

You’re talking about how it’s so easy for this country to hate and mistrust women (which, let’s be honest, is an incredibly generalizing statement). I’m pointing out that the whole “likability” issue—which is often more asked of female candidates—isn’t particularly relevant as long as the candidate speaks to issues…

So was she only doing this with customers who paid cash?  Between the logistics and the cost/benefit (aside from the whole prison thing), it still doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me, and I’ve seen some crazy shit in restaurants.

I would think that the cards would reject the transaction immediately.  Unless Jucy Lucy’s is one of those super modern joints that doesn’t have a POS for instant verification.

Hell, when I was a kid, we used to participate in a huge 4-H fundraiser where we would spend an entire day (something like 12-16 hours) with probably a few hundred people, churning out frozen pizza after frozen pizza.  Thousands and thousands of pizzas ready for the freezer by the end of the day.  We would buy a case…

I suppose Ramps are something one can only find in some obscure specialty grocer?  I’ve been cooking for most of my sentient existence and I’ve never heard of these, much less where to find them.

Now we’re talking about an entirely different matter, but I appreciate that you have no other objections to the question at hand.

I thought he was referring to the Vermont Constitution.

I actually forgot about Jeb’s moment.  Whenever I hear about “please clap” I always think of Fred Thompson.

This is why I shouldn’t drink so much cough syrup before logging on.

And yet, witness the fact that she beat Scott Brown even with a major “likability” deficit.