Popcorn chicken/shrimp is also bullshit.

Sometimes, when you’re talking about an airport or hospital or university or whatever, the restaurants/concessions on site are essentially licensed by the various corporations which means that the employees do belong to the hosting business entity.  I have no idea what happens at the Miami airport, but it’s not…

To be clear:  chicken fries are also bullshit. 

Can I just say I love how incensed militant vegetarians/vegans get about this shit? I just love watching people get super riled up and take these absurd principled stands about the food other people eat. “How dare you impugn the impossible burger by trying to associate it with your meat based food! Impossible burger…

Irrelevant.  The fact is that the application of this rule is not correct.  The employees aren’t soliciting tips.

Let’s do it.

Indeed.  If a food manufacturer came out with “meat carrots”, you can bet your ass that every vegan on the planet would howl with outrage.

It’s just easier for me to paste this. The information is a little out of date, but only inasmuch as the problem is much worse now than it was when this was first published:

I love how it was reversed based on “a guest complaint”.  Not 100 complaints or 1,000 complaints.  One.  Complaint.  They were basically itching for an excuse to tell the airport to 86 the policy.  Fucking shitbags.

So, did you already tell the story of how you almost died this past year and I missed it...or are you still preparing yourself for how to relive the horror through writing?

The aviation department cites a 1975 county code stating airport employees can’t “solicit a tip,”

That’s bullshit.

Except your “definition” is predicated on the marketing speak that has already pervaded the realm of “burgers”.  In other words, the definition did not precede the advent of the “veggie burger.”  So, no, still bullshit.  Try again.  Preferably after you’ve eaten a real burger, cooked so rare that a good vet could…

It’s about goddamned time this bona fide American Hero was properly honored.

That header photo.

Never change, Uncle Joe.

No, it’s “call it what it really is, not use marketing speak to sell your over engineered edible food-like product.”

Fine.  Then we can simply call them what they really are:  Bullshit.

Good, because they aren’t burgers, or sausages, or whatever.  They are incredibly over engineered edible food like products.  Which is precisely what they should be called.