Do I have to have a bunch of old razor cartridges ready to ship, or can I just have them send me an envelope and then hang onto it until it’s ready to ship?  I use my razors until there’s basically nothing left, so it takes me a very long time to blow through a package.

Only when I’m shitting.

It’s the SLIPPERY SLOPE meets DOMINO THEORY of gun nut ideology.

I don’t know what it is about corporate restaurants, but their incidence of GMs who are thieves seems much higher than the wider population.  I can think of 9 or 10 right off the top of my head.  Also:  $1,000/day without additional approval?!  Outback should have just called it the Steal Me Fund.

Don’t give a shit about Beto or his campaign.  Likewise don’t give a shit whether he, or any other politician, provides the appropriate amount of Proper Homage to the given food icon of the moment.

If I recall correctly, I think one of the changes to the NZ gun laws is that everyone purchasing a gun will have to state their reason for buying one and that “self-defense” is not an acceptable answer.  I can just hear the shrieks of outrage from the gun nuts now.

Ford is just following the Standard Corporate Playbook:  fire a shitload of those damned employees (i.e., “expenses”), and simultaneously gifting a shitload of money to their “job creating”, “talented”, CEO.  American Airlines pulled this exact same bullshit with all of their unions post 9/11, claiming it was…

My wife gets super pissed every single time she sees a commercial featuring the Clueless Father--and we see them every single day. It’s the goddamned advertisers pushing this outdated trope more than anything else.

Damned Straight.

I do get the grace period, but We’ve almost always spent the money within the current calendar year.

Easiest way to handle the initial budgeting is to track how much you spent out of pocket during the previous year.  If it was $1,000, then put $500 in your FSA so you can be fairly confident that it will all get spent by March 31st of the following year (when the grace period expires).  I max ours out because we max…

I don’t get the $500 roll over in my benefit, but basically I’ve had the same experience. Over the years I’ve had to deal with about 2 or 3 really aggravating denials that I was able to get paid, but on balance the benefit is working as advertised. That being said, I would gladly give up my nickel and dime tax benefit…

When I was a kid, I used to force the automatic transmission to shift when accelerating by very quickly letting up and then back down on the accelerator.  It was fun, but no way would I do that now.

Gives a whole new perspective on FiSTing.

Hey, can you pick up my Socialist Government Sponsored Heroin on your way?

So, your friend’s father is a fucking dirtbag.  Got it.

Because, eventually, the dog will inevitably drop a load elsewhere in the house as they have become conditioned to regard it as acceptable. If, for example, your girlfriend is on the can shitting out a particularly bad batch of your homemade salsa, and that dog can’t get in there to do his business in the shower, and…

I felt a tickle inside my brain

Once upon a time, the greatest fear in the US after nuclear war was polio.

Seems to me she’s saying exactly what Ilhan said before, but simply using a different set of examples (“why is it OK to talk shit about this or that issue, but not about AIPAC”).