Jesus Fucking Christ on a Bike.

I know!!!!!!!!! I mean, does this guy even hear himself? If your argument would work as dialogue for a villain in a Dickens story, you may need to reevaluate your life.

From a strictly scientific standpoint, it is an interesting question.

No, that’s theft. What you do with them after you steal them doesn’t matter. If I steal your phone and toss it in the dumpster the cops won’t be “oh, well it’s not theft because she didn’t play Candy Crush on your phone after.”

Agreed.

I don’t like Bill Murray at all, he’s one of those people that always seems to get a pass for his shitty behaviour because white people think he’s cool or whatever but I don’t think he was being that shitty here.

When it gets too hot for the comforter, you kick it off and just have the sheet on you. THAT is what it’s for!

So it’s pretty obvious from the new evidence in the linked article (i.e the undarkened photos) that this was indeed an honest mistake. It seems like maybe the title of this article should be reworded. Unless you meant it to be clickbait...ohhhh.

Facilitates the drink orders.

Wait... does this mean that Chuck Norris is actually Beyoncé in a well done disguise? I have never seen them in the same place at the same time.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

He acts like he was walking down the street and got plucked and thrown into a van and told he has to play the GD part.

I read the gas guy as not selling it, but hoarding it for himself. Does that change the equation? He’d be saving himself quite a bit. And maybe he can even strike a deal to buy the original gas in bulk. Probably at Costco, they have every thing there and you can buy it in bulk.

I NEED TO SEE THIS TURKISH NANNY. WHAT IS TURKISH CECE LIKE?!?!

I watch kid’s tv late at night sometimes, and there is no shortage of crappy television shows about little groups of friends in totally unrealistic high schools, trust me. There will never be a Saved By the Bell reboot because it’s never not been on tv, albeit cleverly hidden under different casts and different names.

Sort of on the subject: I just finished a really good book by Austin Grossman (Soon I Will Be Invincible) called Crooked. If you’re familiar with Charles Stross’ Laundry Files, kind of like that. Told in 1st POV by Richard Nixon, it details his political career, including how he became a Soviet spy as a Senator, and…

Surely it's not about deserving nominations or not but the lack of opportunity in the first place?

I'm surprised you still have time to read Deadspin.

“I think the one thing we can all agree on is that, whatever his faults, the man could pitch his ass off and deserves to be in the Baseball Hall of Fame.”

Keep your damned numbers to yo-self, Magary has spoken. WE CAN ALL AGREE.