This is a hilarious article, and encapsulates what I’ve been trying to put in words.

Yeah I gotta agree. It’s just so bizarre because the commentariat here constantly bashes Barstool sports for being full of shitheels (which it is) but yet any article with a remotely sexual component gets “jokes” like these.

What is with these comments? Almost all of them are horrifically unfunny jokes about sexual assault.

My eyes rolled so far into the back of my head reading your comment that I saw the inside of my brain.

That was another phenomenal one, a lot of hard-hitting pieces for one day.

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

Way late to seeing this response but this is exactly why Lauren is one of my absolute favorite writers. Not just on this site but across all of the internet.

How in God’s name did you (presumably) read this article and yet still come away with the polar opposite of the point?

“Steve Kerr said he needed to talk to his brother, a professor of Chinese history, before he could comment on the situation.”

I am incredibly dense, so could someone explain why White Men, in particular, would be upset by this? Seems like the Hong Kong protests are one of, like, two things that Americans across political/racial/social spectrum are united on.

Holy shit, I knew this website would go to hell under the new ownership but the amount of ads on this article is unlike anything I’ve ever seen.

Before we pass judgment maybe it’s a new acronym?

I mean he’s a really good, elite-level Wide Reciever but calling it tragic seems like you’re reeeeealllyyyy stretching the boundaries of the word “tragic”. Sure, he’s not gonna be on the field Week 1 but he’ll sign with another team — it’ll be okay I promise.

.

I didn’t know about this either but it looks like: No they don’t get paid when suspended for domestic violence.

From an article after Chapman’s suspension (https://www.mlb.com/news/yankees-aroldis-chapman-suspended-30-games/c-165860226) “Aroldis Chapman became the first player to be penalized under Major League…

Drummond + Jackson for Conley + Gasol... WHO SAYS NO?*

I have a deep hatred for Markelle Fultz for similar reasons, MyPlayer is on the 76ers and Fultz just won’t pass the rock and his shot is (realistically) god awful.

At least he kept it under 10,000 words this time.

Billy.... why are you the way that you are?