Wearing a catcher’s mask would still leave the eyes completely vulnerable to a good ol’ American stomping.

Oh yeah... And still waiting on that hyperspeed train to O’Hare airport too. It’s almost as if his entire company is centered around grand gestures that he and everyone else knows he can’t fulfill. 

Musk: Hmmm, I can’t even outsmart tech journalist — there has to be a less intelligent sector out there that I can dupe..... AH! I’ve got it: popular sports media

I wish I loved anything as much as Mr. Ley loves interrupting people!!!

Oh my god this is a low effort comment

Which I guess is understandable, at least lately they’ve been focusing their ire more on the idiots at Barstool.

They are a little obsessive. What doesn’t make sense to me is there is an almost endless list of people MORE obnoxious than Bill in sports media.

Absolutely no doubt that Jeets is a toolbag and could have handled this line of questioning like an adult rather than a moody teen.

My apartment building just raised prices of our washers to $2 and dryers to $1.75.... is this cause for me to organize a resident uprising or should I suck it up?

I mean..... hindsight is 20/20

Agreed. This was my first thought as well. Go down to a mid-major where the coach actually wants you, get a ton of playing time, actually win some games. Why not.

“None of this really matters”

I sympathize GREATLY with your ex-wife and applaud her on making the decision to leave a husband with the intelligence of your typical middle schooler.

Wow, really great work there. I think exactly what this heart warming video needed was an extremely low-effort joke about your personal life.