If a woman is older than about 23 and her favorite movie is still B@T then that is all I need to know about her. See also: guys who love Catcher in the Rye. You might be a perfectly delightful person, but we can’t be friends.

If you illuminated your household Christmas tree with candles, you’d want the branches to be a bit sparse too.

I was so disappointed in the original, I don’t even care to see this one. Mainly because Streep, Skarsgard and Brosnan were *way* too old for the roles they were playing. (Firth, then 47, was at least close to the right age.)

Yeah but they are all in Rome, mangy tree and all, while we are stuck here with a mangy demented president hell bent on crushing every citizen who isn’t white and rich.

Khloe’s baby daddy literally just had a baby with another woman barely a year ago. Good for her for getting the baby she’s always wanted but I will not be surprised when this ends dramatically. Their choice in men, SMH.

I’m still hoping the Kylie pregnancy rumors are fake news.

Please, she wishes she had such a good plotline for a father!

What blind item? What? WAT.

Yep. Even when the size chart says it should fit, if it’s a Chinese company, be very skeptical. Especially if it’s inexpensive. I ordered a cute 2XL cat t-shirt for myself from one that SHOULD have been an XL American size. My skinny eleven-year-old daughter is enjoying it very much.

As a buying director for an apparel start up (none of the brands mentioned in this article), I have to say the hardest problem is finding a factory to make plus size clothing. I don’t know why it’s such an ordeal, but even adding 2xl/sizes 18 and 20 to our line took months and months of begging and deal-making to get…

You know what we didn’t have ten years ago on Jezebel? Male commenters derailing on every article.

Hazel was 13 in 2007???? And now is working at a good job as an editor and writer. As if I needed ONE more damn reason to die.

Best way to have improved this entire article would be to make the following amendment to a section title:

Why do they seem to think slim-hipped Markle is the second-coming of Beyonce in those sketches??

NO ONE IS COVERING THE STORY I HEARD ABOUT FROM THE MEDIA!!!!

1) live in Brooklyn

All of this is moot when you have cats.

The past few years we’ve enjoyed doing the circle of life thing with our cut tree. This is definitely because I am a very fancy and superior person and not because for one hundred American dollars here in Mexico that damn tree better do everything but thread my brows.

I had a four and a half foot tall fir in a tub for twelve years. Once a year I would prune its roots and repot it, a la bonsais. It spent eleven months of the year outside, and was brought in for the month of December.