chocolate? beer? avacados? pasta?

Stop putting in as much effort and see if she realizes it and starts to put in more. If not you guys are friendly acquaintances who used to be close friends.

I once went to a wedding where the dj kept playing the jazzy opening theme to Sex and the City

Haha I just remembered one time I went thru 1.5 bottles of Yellowtail, decided to clean the house and somehow managed to break 2 ceiling fans

Well the drink sounds rad at least! Good luck cleaning up!

Ya I mean his island has got to have wifi right?

I love yurts! I meant more in a “are they the new housing fad” kind of way

Are yurts the new tiny houses???

Against my better judgement I googled it...I’m going to say they were just really sexually compatible and he thought she was dumber than a bag of hammers.

Sexual napalm? I never heard that one....what does that even mean??

That was my thought too! Giiirl that is going to be an expensive relationship

Did she? Yikes

HE IS A TURBO DICK IN THAT MOVIE

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Me too! I just had to wiki it and I still don’t believe it

Depends on if they will charge a restocking fee?

I’m assuming you watched Jessica Jones? Check out Legion?

run the fuck away

lorde lorde lorde

Blech worst bangs ever.