Oh man I love this life motto. I think I can say the same? No dammit. Cannot. Canadians make that hard.

throw yourself into an activity preferably something productive like cleaning. That way you can freak out but you can freak out AND have a clean house! And maybe if you are lucky it will be a little bit of a stress reliever

or do I mean Jeeaaaahhssss

yaaassss

yeah but like Chaaaaaad

He is so pretty and so so dumb

I actually think there may be a correlation between hung like a horse and is an asshole. Like if he pulls out a magnum condom DTMFA (after the deed is done of course!)

I basically never look at my snapchats so I prob wouldn’t have seen it for 2 weeks

Elizabeth is not the one with cancer.

Pacey?

Ha I was just assuming that was a cool kid reference I didn’t understand

I think shes beautiful but she photographs as a million different faces no? Maybe in a good way?

maybe the OG Robert Kardashian?

If you find this/invent this let me know for I would like to test them for uh research purposes

That’s what I did-my husbands last name is shorter so I changed it to that

bleeeeech don’t give them ideas. I can’t handle that reality series.

ugh yes someone write a thesis on that stat

WHAT. THAT IS AN INSANE NIGHTMARE

Which actually kind of makes me sound like an asshole. But hey better an asshole than a bitch!

Absolutely agree-I’m one of the only women at my job and I refuse to clean anything. Literally anything while I’m there-dirty mug? take it home! throw it away! who cares! Too much of a slippery slope to becoming mom/the one who puts everything away. Because of this one of my male coworkers vacuums while I check my…