Hello hello, a guest appearance!

Don’t even get me started on that. We have that too at my gym and it makes me so angry. I just gave up and just go to a kickboxing class now. Those usually are not even half as crowded.

Ellie! Are you back or is this just a guest appearance?

I only plan on going to my 60th high school reunion, so I can find out which people I went to school with are now dead.

I would buy everything Hello Kitty.

I shamelessly love that car.

That’s actually dope as fuck.

I have mentioned before that my father dated RBG in high school, then, in college met my mother. The relationship between my parents is much like the Ginsburgs: very equal - always was, and still going strong after 63 years of marriage.

When I was on OkCupid (which I call “OkStupid”), I used to get messages like that:

When I was single, I remember talking politics with some guy I’d met at a party. He tried to call me out for something, and I sternly nailed him back with facts and data. I sincerely thought he was a jerk because of the way he smugly raised his objections to my argument and rolled his eyes. I walked away.

Nothing compared to the outrage about Obamas tan suit. 

“Angelina Jolie is going to executive-produce a BBC News show geared towards briefing children aged 7-12”

Because Tiffany isn’t a black woman. I think it’s pretty evident that conservatives got outraged about Obama and his family primarily because of his race.

You: Complains about blog you don’t like.

Also you: If you don’t like it, don’t comment.  

You guys laugh, but Tiffany really did forget pants last Thanksgiving. (I don’t want to know what happened when she sat down.)

1) of course it’s a slow news day, it’s between christmas and the NY.

Beautiful piece. Thank you.

After everything we’ve learned about that insidious company this year, people are still using Facebook products?

““SNEEZED AND A COMPUTER KEYBOARD KEY CAME OUT RT. NOSTRIL, SNEEZED AGAIN & ANOTHER ONE ALMOST CAME OUT””

The 40+ hour work week is ridiculous and it’s time it was abolished.