Aww, that’s sweet. 

So glad your wife is safe. Y’all will be in my heart.

I don’t think that’s true. I think their actions, particularly in the form of extensive plastic surgery to meet patriarchal, white supremacist standards of beauty (plus some cultural appropriation)...and then marketing those changes to other women as both natural and achievable through certain products is unfeminist…

But they trade on their bodies. They literally fetishize themselves and then make money off of it. When you are lying to teens about how your lips got so plump, then selling lip kits, don’t you invite some snark? When you sell books about weight loss and have a show called “Revenge Body,” but your body changes are…

I grew up in that same area! I only go back for weddings and funerals. Since everyone got married right out of high school and is too stubborn to die from having everything cooked with lard, I haven’t had many reasons to go back in the last 20 years.

“What, crimes are illegal now?? I thought this was America!”

Every time I see it, I can’t help but think:

I have a similar long standing one sided feud with Kate Middleton. My husband proposed to me with a sapphire engagement ring, then lo-and-behold Kate gets a sapphire engagement ring. Then she pushes her wedding date to be before mine even though they got engaged after me (not to mention clearly being snubbed by not…

Holidays?? HOLIDAYS???

I had a completely garbage day and the world is on fire and the only thing that has brought me joy is David Schwimmer being in on the joke. Bless you Ross, I needed that. 

I’m starting to suspect JoJo is like Melisandre in Game of Thrones: take off the bow and her true old woman form will be revealed

It’s one of the most delicious things on the planet.  I’ve been trying to recreate a Keto version so I can have it for Thanksgiving.  It’s easier said than done.  I did find a decent green bean casserole soup recipe, though. It’s blended with an immersion blender so it’s just the essence of the flavors.  

Their spirit will live on at least twice a month when I come home drunk and make this for dinner.

Someone said that to me recently: “Well, you could just, like, go to a bar and find somebody to go home with at the end of the night.” He said it like it was an obvious perk of being female. And, in truth, probably I could go to a bar and pick somebody up, so long as I don’t mind risking them being dumb or mean or…

ON AVERAGE this is a difference between (young) men and women. Many (most?) men enjoy “random hookups” if only for the orgasms and bragging rights. On the other hand, it is rare to find a woman who will enjoy sex with a man she finds unattractive.

I also want to be Serena. Not just at Halloween, but all the time.

That’s awesome! Does she play tennis herself? My dad went as Mr. T for Halloween in Alabama in 1985 and he knew not to wear blackface, and he’s way older than Meghan KKKelly.

“I realize now that such behavior is indeed wrong, and I am sorry. The history of blackface in our culture is abhorrent; the wounds too deep.”

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

Even if I could, I would never spend $500,000 on a party for my kid. I’m not one of those “I had to play with a pinecone and a piece of string when I was a kid, and it taught me the value of things, rah, rah, rah!!!”-parents either, my kid has plenty of things, but nothing good can come from spending that much money…