The saving grace is that I know home is only a few steps away. Now I’m picturing myself gazing longingly out their window at my cozy little house while the party goes on around me. 😢

I have no facebook, twitter or instagram. The only thing I ever use is TripAdvisor. I’m not even that old but I just can’t be bothered with all that mess.

My uh reading comprehension must have been taking a nap. 😔

I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic or not, but I’ve dealt with a fair share of undocumented workers in my job, and I can honestly say they are some of the hardest working people I’ve ever met. I’m not sure where this lazy immigrant stereotype started, but I’ve seen first hand that it’s not accurate.

I havent been out for NYE since I rang in 2008. Usually, I’m asleep by 11. This year, while in an uncharacteristic good mood, I told my neighbors I would attend their NYE party. I am currently dreading it. I like my neighbors and all, they’re very nice people, but I can already picture myself trying to physically melt …

My lights will stay up until my roof is no longer icy and I can climb up there without totally fearing for my life. I already fear for my life 50% while I’m up there. I’ll stop turning them on after January 6th though.

Kinja isn’t letting me star comments, so *star!*

I would’ve let you play with Molly! I also remember reading nonstop when I’d get a new one and being so sad when I finished.I loved them so much. I’m pretty sure I still have all my books in a box somewhere. I want to re read them to see how they hold up as an adult, but I’d also be afraid to ruin the magic of my child…

This makes me sad! I only had Molly, but I had a bunch of the books. I remember reading Molly, Samantha, Felicity, Kirsten and Addy. They were all really good!

This story needs further investigation as to which American Girl doll she got. I had Molly, who had glasses just like me! :)

Please Bubbe, dont do this to me 😢

Kelly, may I ask who is the designer of your glasses? I love them!

Is this just another version of The Happening?

I wore this exact look when I went as Wednesday Addams for halloween last year. No joke!

ETA Waaaaaay better than Tyga, who had been grooming Kylie since she was a teenager. This Travis fellow appears to be a giant step up.

Between Kanye West, Tristan Thompson and Scott Disick, this guy seems pretty alright. While I’ve never heard his music and the way kids these days speak makes me cringe, he seems like he really cares about Kylie and his daughter, so I’m rooting for them!

Clearly, we are.

Everything is fire, apparently!

People tell me that all the time. Luckily, I’m single so I’m not constantly barraged with questions about when I’m going to have a baby. But I’ve always said I didn't want kids from the time I was actually a kid, and I’ve always been told “just wait til you’re older” or “you will when you meet the right guy.” Like, no.…

Same! I think I was like 13 when I went on birth control. No, your period should not render you bedridden for the first 2 days, and no, you shouldn’t be changing your super plus tampons every hour. I’m very lucky my mom was a registered nurse at an ob/gyn clinic, so she knew this was a problem and wasn’t horrified to p…