“And what about in the case of rape? I asked.

My mom watches so much MSNBC that when she refers to something “Rachel” said, I immediately know its Rachel Maddow. I think my mom thinks she and Rachel Maddow are close personal friends.

I hear you. I get irked by the “real women have curves!” mantra. I get that it’s about body positivity, which I am all for, but I have the physique of a gangly 12 year old boy, and it doesn’t make me less of a “real” woman. I was bullied about my lack of curves into adulthood, so I'm a little sensitive snowflake about …

When my cat was a baby I had to rub her bum with cotton balls right after she ate to stimulate her to poop/pee. She was only a couple days old when I rescued her (eyes still closed even!), and the vet said this was a substitute for the mother cat licking their bums while they nurse. I only had to do it for a couple wee…

Both my dog and my cat sleep with me. My cat gets mad when I move in my sleep and disturb her peaceful slumber even the slightest bit. My dog turns into a literal ragdoll that I can push and pull around until I’m comfortable. I sleep on my side, so my preference (especially in winter) is to have my dog by my legs so I …

Excellent story! I definitely would have hugged Ted!

Lol I saw that too. Classic murder defense: "but look at all the people I DIDN’T kill!” Like bro, it only takes 1.

I for one would like to hear this “long story” that led you to become ConnecTed

Lol omg I feel awful for laughing that must have been terrible

Yep. I had an ex put a hole through the wall during an argument using his head. My though process was not “well at least he headbutted the wall” my thought process was “he’s gonna headbutt ME next time,” and I’m pretty sure that was the effect he was going for.

:( I’m so glad you weren’t successful!

To be fair, Paris sucks, so I can’t blame LC for not going.

Lol is that for real?

I might doxx myself with this story, but when my sister and I were little, we were on somebody’s farm where they had a turkey penned up. My sister went to the fence where it was standing, got in its face and went “gobble gobble gobble you’re so ugly!” No sooner had the words left her mouth that the turkey extended its …

I dunno, I watched the clip and he still looks really good to me. I may be biased bc I’ve loved him since I was a preteen, but I would let him get it for sure.

Fuck David’s Bridal. I had to get a bridesmaid dress there a few years ago. They didnt have the exact dress in the store I went to, so I had to try on one by the same designer to get my size. Long story short, they made me buy one 3 sizes too big thinking I’d go there for the alterations. My mom’s friend is a seamstres…

I was totally expecting a Friday afternoon drop last week and was utterly disappointed. Maybe waiting for the black Friday madness? I’m with you though, this is maddening. 

I don’t have any kids, and I’ve never been married, but I have been in relationships that went on waaaaay past the expiration date. I always ended up hating the person and being resentful for all the time and energy I wasted. Especially when kids are in the picture, why not end it when you know it’s not working out? T…

She is such a treasure. That is all.

I’m of the same mindset. In what is essentially a 2 party system, if you stop 1 party from voting, then there is nothing to prevent the party in power from changing the rules to keep them in power permanently. Personally, I think the voting age should be lowered to 15. If you’re becoming a legal adult within the next…