Girl, I hear you. I’m a lawyer, I’m still relatively young, and I’m small, so I’m always mistaken for being much younger (not that I mind, usually). When I went to my first hearing at a new courthouse a couple years ago, the security guard thought I was there waiting for my parents. :( Granted he was like 80, so I prob…

I was on facebook when it first came out until about 2009, so roughly 2 years. I deleted it and haven’t looked back. It’s really not difficult. At all. People say “oh, but how do you keep in touch with people?” The same way you did before facebook. Phone calls, texts, actual birthday/holiday cards sent in the mail, etc…

I seriously cannot WAIT for his downfall. The look on his face when he realizes its over will be *chef’s kiss*

I have no idea how much money he made being on the show, but I’m pretty sure he was on for several seasons and was likely paid handsomely for it. If he had invested wisely and lived an upper middle class lifestyle rather than trying to “Keep Up” (pun intended) with his siblings, he’d be living a comfortable, carefree l…

The next defense we hear will be “but you see, your honor, she shaved her legs that morning, so clearly she anticipated having intercourse that day." 

MeOW ;)

This is what I keep telling myself. Polls are conducted amongst likely voters, and everything indicates large swaths of people who are not likely voters are turning out. May the goddess above hear my prayers.

Girl, say no. He doesn’t care about you more than he cares about himself.

Lol @ ass-cabbage! I always reply with “see email highlighted below” or “review my prior letter dated xyz.” I refuse to answer questions twice.

Nice, stealing it!

Ah, I get such a smug sense of satisfaction when I do this. I use phrases like “completely misguided” and “entirely misplaced.” They know what it really means.

DOLLY PARTON HAS AN INSTAGRAM?!?! I might join just to follow her!

“Barely counted in life, these people don’t register in death, as if they never lived at all.”

To be honest, if I was stuck in an isolated place with any other human on this earth for months/years at a time, I’d probably try to murder them for doing much less, like breathing too loud or something.

You are talented!

Omg me too. My coworker is consistently 20-30 minutes late every single day because “ugh kids you wouldn’t understand.” Her kids are like 10 and 13, perfectly capable of brushing their own teeth and dressing themselves for school. I guess she’s right because I really DON’T understand *eyeroll*

There is an excellent Drunk History episode about this, if Zinke cared to educate himself about it.

I can’t believe this story is only from 2014. I feel like it’s been haunting me my whole life.

Ugh I know. One year in college, I lived in a house with 4 other girls. The owners of the house lived out of state, but there was a “maintenance man” who would come cut the grass and was available to fix things if we needed it. He would come unannounced and would come INTO the house, without knocking, even if he was th…

Thank you! I’m completely fine being single most of the time. I own my own home and enjoy decorating it however I want (I renovated my bathroom to look like a 1940's diva’s glam dressing room!), I enjoy traveling alone and meeting new friends from all over the world, I’m content with my every day life. But I hate Hate …