I’ve been single for a very long time, and I’m only a little older than you. People tell me all the time that I’ll find someone, but what I really want to hear is that its okay if I don’t. Of course I hope you find what/who you’re looking for and live happily ever after, but if you don’t, you can still have a fulfilled…

I live in the burbs outside of Pittsburgh and work Downtown. I hung around Oakland and Shadyside a lot in college, and by virtue of proximity, Squirrel Hill too. This is really hitting close to home for me, it’s so scary to think these monsters live among us. It really makes me want to cry and throw up, and I feel so h…

I was planning on binging, but it is so. scary. And I love scary things! I could only watch 2-3 episodes at a time, max.

My angels

Lol is your mom my mom? Because I have the same experience.

I lived for 5 unfortunate years in south central PA. The people there are backwards af. They had a meltdown at the nuclear plant there back I’m the 80's, and I swear something leeched into the water supply.

I would definitely use his number to make a bunch of prank calls and to give to weirdos who hit on me.

Yes, give me all the crunchies on top! I’m that asshole that takes the entire top layer and leaves none for anyone else. I am a monster.

You know nothing! More for me! :D

Everyone is crazy IT IS DELICIOUS especially if you put extra crunchies on top. Yum yum!

I generally find men to be insufferable (I’m sure the feeling is mutual), so the odds of me finding someone attractive after a 5 minute conversation are slim to none. Also, it takes actual work and consideration from your partner to give a woman (at least me) an orgasm, and some rando from a bar ain’t gonna put in that…

Everything you said is so true. And it never occurs to other men that a major factor in excluding random hookups is the possibility that said hookup could be dangerous and I may end up buried in a crawlspace under his house. 

I haven’t had sex in almost 5 years. Stopped trying about 3 years ago. I suppose if I had literally zero standards I could go to a bar and find a random dude to fuck, but in my experiences, random hookups are rarely ever good or worth my efforts. In short, John Mayer is an idiot and can fuck off.

Lol she actually is not super into tennis. I think they spent some time in gym class learning how to play (she’s 8), and she liked it and was telling my friend about it, so my friend told her about the Williams sisters. I don’t know why she chose Serena over Venus, but that’s who she wanted to be!

To be fair, she worked at Fox News, so research on positions prior to showtime was probably not encouraged.

Exactly. My friend’s kid went as Serena Williams last year. She wore a tennis outfit and carried a racket. At no point ever did anyone think “we need blackface to make this legit.” Fuck off Megyn Kelly.

With $500K I could pay off my student loans and my house and still have a bunch leftover to invest in my retirement account while being debt free. That it was blown on some spoiled kid’s party, who probably complained at least half a dozen times throughout the night about some bullshit, makes me sick. :(

Awww congrats to them! My dad was 6'7 and my mom is 5'3, and they looked adorable together.

I get that this adds to their “mob” narrative, which isn’t helpful. But, I know the rage I have in my own heart for those assholes, so I can understand how when someone has a chance to scream in this motherfucker’s face, they take it. I’ve never had the misfortune of crossing paths with any of the Republican elite, but…

Same. I would definitely wear that dress to work. I think it’s cute!