Sending you all the good vibes for strength in your sobriety. Congrats in making it this far for real.

Mere days after being dropped by Hudson’s Bay. Thanks, Canada!

“...and appeared to have a job.” I feel so sorry for us as women that this is the low bar that men have to cross. In my long deleted dating profile, I indicated that I was an “educated and professional woman looking for the same in a man,” and you wouldn’t believe the amount of hate messages I got calling me a cunt bit…

I’ve never trusted anyone who doesn’t like animals. Trump confirms this theory. If my pets don’t like you, it’s a sign I shouldn’t either (except my cat - she hates everyone).

A cat’s hate transcends death. It is known.

I love that bird and its mohawk (molark?). That is all.

I hope she also made a complaint against the pharmacist with the state licensing board.

I’m legit upset about Roseanne. I LOVED the show in the 90's (until the last season). Roseanne was progressive af at that time. The show had a gay wedding and two lesbian couples at the same time “don’t ask, dont’t tell” became a thing. She quit her job at the plastics factory when her boss was a misogynistic asshole. …

Hotel is good and has Lady Gaga in it!

YES I thought the same thing!

“’We’ve opened it and, thank God, the world has not fallen into darkness. I was the first to put my whole head inside the sarcophagus... and here I stand before you...I am fine.’”

Thanks, John McCain!

Aw, thanks! You’re sweet :)

I was also told my employer likes to see a “healthy” leave balance. Like wtf? I EARNED this time. I’m very fortunate that I get several weeks of paid vacation time, but apparently, they don’t want me to use it. Fuck that. I take 2 big trips per year roughly 6 months apart. You shouldn’t have touted that as an incentive…

I’m aware, but alas, both random and non-random sexual encounters have eluded me for quite some time.

Believe me, I would very much welcome a sexual encounter. My celibacy is not self imposed or particularly wanted. I just tell myself that by not being sexually active, I’m free from worrying about disease and unintended pregnancies. It makes me feel better about being a repulsive monster.

Understandable. He was a douche though and my friend found out later he was actually living with a girl, so I assume he was likely a lying liarface about everything. No symptoms makes it so much scarier though.

I won’t even say how long it’s been for me (years, plural), but my friend got genital herpes from some guy she met on tinder. He claimed he didnt know he had it (mhm). Stories like these affirm my decision to no longer engage in random sexual encounters. Not only is it never that good, but it also leads to these kinds …

Jesus.Christ.

Okay, this is somewhat related, but anytime something happens that I can’t explain, I automatically attribute it to ghosts. Case in point: about 8 or 9 years ago, I was living in central PA for law school (horrific enough on its own). There was a rare east coast earthquake off the coast of Virginia one afternoon. I was…