Surely you can’t mean the diminutive (5'9") ‘Great One’ is past his prime? The EPL needs an overhaul just like their rugby union style of play.

Poor Wiggy- I mean Fergie. To paraphrase Jamie Foxx: I’m not saying she’s a crackhead, I’m just saying she’s very crackish.

Paraphrasing Col. Kilgore from ‘Apocalypse Now’: “We’ll come in low out of the rising sun and about a mile out we’ll put on the music.” Sorry, wrong quote. “Smell that? Do you smell that? Diesel son, nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of diesel in the morning. You know, one time we had a…

I never believed in reincarnation until Sarah Sanders came along but watching this cock-eyed walrus marble mouth through excuses reminds me of Biggie Smalls.

Stay classy alcon

So let me get this straight: the country that employed the sneak attack method to start a war with the US and invented ‘bukkake’ is insulted? See that’s the problem with the US nuclear arsenal- not how much we spend on it but how do we know it still works if we haven’t dropped a bomb on anyone in 70+ years?

“McLead basically could have had a .....Mustang GT350 for the price of his Tesla.” Dealer premium is driving up the cost of Shelby’s well beyond MSRP. Here is a local ad at 80K:https://www.futureford.com/new-Roseville-2017-Ford-Mustang-Shelby+Fastback+RWD-1FA6P8JZ8H5526351 That’s the lowest priced Shelby on their lot.…

I love reading all these ‘why didn’t they have atomic space modulators inserted in their rectum so they could mambo dogface to the banana patch and masturbate in the closet?’ comments. Its not real. Its fiction. If you want to experience this story line, read ‘Blackhawk Down’. 2 Army snipers, aware no reinforcements…

This genius can’t even spell ‘descent’ so I nominate him as a human shield.

Elizabeth Warren claims she is Native American.

I do- I’m a taxpayer.

When I scrolled past this on Gizmodo, the picture made me think it was a Woody Allen story. “I owe you nothing, Twitter. You’re lucky to have me.” Wow! I wonder if Twitter knows who she is? I sure don’t.

I can relate to ‘feeling like I wanted to vomit and cry at the same time’. I feel the same way every time I read a story about Taylor Swift [fake], or Katy Perry[failed Christian singer], or Miley Cyrus[Mouseketeer], or Rihanna[punching bag], Rebel Wilson[Grimmace]....... 

I had Sherman on my list of ‘Better Weaves than Beyonce’- then this article came out and I had to devalue him

I think bean pies cause autism.....just sayin’.

I enjoyed your repetitive use of the non-word ‘Y’alls’. Sounds like balls. Something you and Michael Jackson are intimately familiar with albeit Michael was a homosexual pedophile so he preferred young balls.

I wish Faky Perry would morph back to her failed Christian Pop persona so she could fade back into oblivion. Instead she morphed into Hannah Montana’s ‘Wreeking Balls’ circa 2013 thereby delaying her cameo on Celebrity Rehab.........:-(