Why naked? It's not like a bathing suit would add extra warmth really, would it?

Oh god...and I thought MY mother was bad.

Just watched Five-Year Engagement and FELL IN LOVE with Chris Pratt. My only hesitation was that he looked like he could be a brah in real life. Then I saw the french-braiding clip. Oh my.

And you don't have to face the tears!

Should be called "A Compilation of Drunk People Doing the Ice Bucket Challenge."

And as if that's not scary enough, there's this new phenomenon: drones spying into highrise windows: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/08/18/van…

Moi aussi.

How much do you want to bet that when the sweeping guy saw this on TV he yelled, "THAT'S ME!!"

Don't be so mean.

Those are the kind of comments that should remain in your head.

Does anyone else want to know what the present was?

Jesus christ. I hate snakes, but I wouldn't fuck one.

Back in the 1980s, I had a super chill fanny pack...and I wore it to the side for extra coolness. I shopped for the perfect one, and finally found a lovely tobacco-coloured suede fanny pack with two zippered compartments. It was perfect! Absolutely perfect! Then I saw myself wearing that sucker on video my dad took.

Just watched Five Year Engagement, which felt like it went on for five years, but Chris Pratt was a bright light in the film. I'd never seen him in anything else, and now I love him.

Fell in love with Ringo when I watched The Beatles Anthology. Paul was all self-agrandizing, George sounded INSANE, but Ringo was adorably funny and down to earth. Every one of his stories was relevant and about what was going on at the time.

If that's a taste, the princess is going to be hammered very, very soon.

I really think it's getting worse.

I don't get it—not American, so I don't get how "Alaska" is a racial slur.

He's the type of man I'd want to take care of when he has the flu.

Serious...and thank you.