It means you’re a sap?! NO, it means you’re a shitty parent, partner, and an idiot who has seriously SKEWED priorities. NO ONE CARES if you go to work every single damn day on a fucking radio station - INCLUDING your employer and your fucking listeners (I am a 40 year broadcaster for background). But your wife and…

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

Kid shoulda seen it coming with Coach Riggle here when he told him it was time to ride the lightning...

No, see, he’s most definitely a CEO who has earned the right to take an afternoon off.

“He was born in Sicily or Donegal or Dubrovnik”

Lots of us can be outraged about something and still laugh at a decently cracked joke about how shitty Ross Douthat’s kids are.

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.

Here’s the frightening thing about Fusion:

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

You’ve got an extraneous “ing business” in that sentence.

They’re mostly just jealous. Owning a roofing business is the ultimate dream for 95% of Kentucky fans.

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

What trade are you in tht the actual management positions don’t​ require a degree? I ask because during my time in the trades, I consistently saw foreman who knew the work but didn’t have degrees passed up for fresh faces who’d never done the job but had a degree. It’s part of why I left the trades...I was 33 years…

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.