I’m not saying the ebola vaccine causes autism, I’m just saying it definitely causes autism. You’re better off risking ebola than getting the vaccine. It’ll interact with the cancer-causing WiFi to create super-duper mega cancer. Now give me $5 million for my 2020 vanity project, I mean, “2016 recount effort.”

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

Is... is there any support, outside Donald Trump’s warped mind, for an expanded nuclear arsenal? I could see support for modernizing the arsenal. But growing it? I don’t even think the GOP can get behind that. It’s not cheap to maintain the nuclear force, and we get literally zip-doodly-nothing out of creating a…

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

How did Will.I.Am not make this list at least twice? Didn’t he drop a few technological turds on us this year?

TLDR - Author forgot to include anything made by Apple.

Plastic pellets + molding is pretty cheap. If you can make 5000 lbs of fake rice for 1/10 the cost of 5000 lbs of actual rice, you can make some huge profits.

Your experience actually supports the research. While you were still a kid, your parents and mental health professionals recognized that you had issues that were likely to have a strongly negative impact on your adult life. They provided the necessary intervention (military school, military service) to address those…

Its a real dilemma. On the one hand, you’d think the way to combat scientific illiteracy would be to keep pushing scientific studies into the news. But, as this and many, many, many other examples illustrate, more often than not the studies, even if they are sound themselves, get reinterpreted by the news media to the…

There is no prediction algorithm for future behavior. It is impossible to predict the individual events in any persons life and be able to foresee the emotional and intellectual reaction of a person to those events and how they will shape a personality. I, as a teen, was a horrible human. I was put into a psych eval…

This whole site has gotten so smug and self-righteous. It’s starting to border on insanity.

So what do they call Cantonese? Chinese with cheese?

Right? WTF was that?

WTF eating white toast with nothing on it. No butter, margarine, peanut butter, jam or jelly... This man is a monster.

Jarvis, your Mandarin is so soothing

Is that a dog or a mop?

Right, I never realized how awkward Zuckerberg was until just now.

Man... that was cringe worthy.

I’m a firearms owner and enthusiast, and I’ll be that guy who says that the driver had no right to put the passenger’s life at risk like that. The passenger didn’t sign up to be a bystander in a gun fight, and I can bet that is part of the reason why Uber has a no-firearms policy. So many things could have went…

Meat pies are delicious, get outta here with that foolishness!!