So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

Man it’s fucking disheartening to see so many “We have no answer at this time” responses when this console hits shelves in less then 2 months.

“I-It isn’t like I w-want my throne back anyway, baaaaaaka!!”

Well, on the list of things I’d like to be happening when I die, having my head resting on a nice big rack is certainly near the top, tbh.

... I’ve heard worse uses for breasts. I mean, we have one strictly biological use, and a rather tame heterosexual one. Mercy pillows for plot? Whatevs, Miyazaki.

OK, so I don’t play Overwatch, but I do play Heroes of the Storm at a Diamond/Master level, and I have a few thoughts about this. First off, it’s NEVER ok to insult people in any game. So I don’t condone any toxic behavior no matter what hero you pick. If you have an issue with someone, you can silently report or mute…

Actually, a lesser reported story is that North Korea just did the same thing in response. Except they used Battlefield Bad Company 1 footage.

There’s a certain point at which a logo becomes so ubiquitous, it can no longer be held under IP rights.

I mean, if we’re gonna get into it, Koopa Troopa’s been hurling the dried husks of his buddies’ carcasses around the race tracks since the 90's, so...

We must, however, acknowledge, as it seems to me, that Inklings with all his noble qualities... still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.

The kids were 9, according to the Japanese newspaper article attached. You might be able to make this “joke” to a teen. Not a 9 year old.

Oh come on, if any of my teachers made such a reference I’d laugh and think better of them. This new world sucks, and it’s the kind of ludicrous ultra sensitivity places like this continue to push in an incredibly socially irresponsible manner. But then again it’s easy these days to reduce what I said as if I’m…

*Checks child’s favorite game*

Oh man Bowser has to keep Bowser Jr. safe. Or something involving both of them. Oh man! Bowser Jr is my favorite Mario character.

15 minutes time limit is a crime against video games.

Oh it most certainly does...god dammit.

I like to think that Waluigi is actually just some mundane accountant who’s pissed off at everybody else who gets to make a living travelling the world, rescuing princesses/ghostbusting/being a tyrant so he goes to their sports games to let some steam off.

Waluigi is just some random guy who turned up to play MarioTennis one day and got dragged into all this shit.

I would have been thrilled if Newgrounds games actually looked like this 15 years ago, seeing as they were all I played at lunch in middle school.

This low-rent flash animation in games needs to stop. Looks like a 15 year old newgrounds game