Crap, that reminds me that my son’s Cub Scout pack has its Pinewood Derby next week. And I’m no better at carpentry than that orangutan.

What’s even more fascinating than a wild orangutan that learned how to use a saw is that someone decided that they needed to make an animatronic robot shaped like an orangutan. After they made that they decided they needed to position it in a way that it would hold a fake piece of wood with its feet and saw with one…

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

He became President at noon. It’s 1233 EST as of this writing.

Man it’s fucking disheartening to see so many “We have no answer at this time” responses when this console hits shelves in less then 2 months.

FTFY

The reproducibility project is a good idea, but there’s a problem with doing things like this: you can get a lot of variation in animal model systems based on where the research is conducted, where animals are purchased from, and even where lab supplies are purchased from. This is especially problematic with immune…

iPhone is survived by parents, Mac and Lisa

You can get away with a much lower resolution/lower horsepower when going the animated route than trying to be photorealistic like Xbox/PS4. Definitely nothing wrong with that approach.

Great article, slightly clickbaity title....

This is a garbage headline.

“I-It isn’t like I w-want my throne back anyway, baaaaaaka!!”

Well, on the list of things I’d like to be happening when I die, having my head resting on a nice big rack is certainly near the top, tbh.

... I’ve heard worse uses for breasts. I mean, we have one strictly biological use, and a rather tame heterosexual one. Mercy pillows for plot? Whatevs, Miyazaki.

I mean, if we’re gonna get into it, Koopa Troopa’s been hurling the dried husks of his buddies’ carcasses around the race tracks since the 90's, so...

We must, however, acknowledge, as it seems to me, that Inklings with all his noble qualities... still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.

*Checks child’s favorite game*

Oh man Bowser has to keep Bowser Jr. safe. Or something involving both of them. Oh man! Bowser Jr is my favorite Mario character.

15 minutes time limit is a crime against video games.

Oh it most certainly does...god dammit.