Can't believe I just misspelled "two"

Some look like to aliens at a table

Jeezus... the world is a pretty messed up place. Errr... maybe it's just normal. I can't tell anymore. Thanks Jezebel.

Indeed, good sir.

You seem to forget that a staggeringly high number of people lack common sense and think only of themselves. But yes, it should be obvious what the striped sections between handicapped spots are for.

Give us the 6-speed manual-tranual Camry! What's better than a regular Camry? Camry with a stick. Cool car for cool moms and dads and grandparents... and youths who neither know nor care about cars.

I have a semi after reading this. Thanks Patrick.

I hit the wall after only a few weeks. I don't even have my copy any longer. For me, Bungie did not deliver the kind of game they had promised. Oh well, GTA V and Spelunky are much more enjoyable at the moment.

I guess when your religion strictly prohibits drugs and alcohol, teenagers have to whip the shit outta their parents' FWD sedans to get their thrills.

These things always looked goofy to me. I like em, but super goofy. I'd probably smile like it does if I ever got behind the wheel.

Not sure if any of you listen to Bill Burr's podcast, but he called this one from a mile away after the first showing of the NO MORE commercials at the start of the 2014 NFL season. This too will eventually go the way of the Susan G. Komen Foundation's involvement with the NFL; there is way less pink turning up during…

ugh. Still in the pending... :(

Sometimes there is love for Asian cars, but only for big nut-busts like a 2000 GT or a similar "automotive milestone." But yes, I agree with you about the elitists dictating the trends. At least the prices aren't through the roof with Asian cars, but on the other hand, if the collector market were more interested then…

Man, these cars are so sexy. I may like them more than the 911.

The writing in these always cracks me up. Excellent work.

Cool. I can has 2016 Focus RS now please? Thanks.

Hopefully my ridiculously heavy breathing isn't disturbing my coworkers. I'm having an RSgasm! Ughhhh graahhhhh uhhhh!

There is a beautiful CRX that parks by my apartment. I'll have to get a picture sometime and put it on Oppo

Lucky you, Patrick.

Does this option increase the horsepowers? How about the torques? Maybe I'm missing something here...