Lol "sounds like thunder bolts falling."

I am so excited to see how this unfolds! If any of my coworkers were looking in my direction a few minutes ago, they would have seen a huge idiotic grin across my face. Thanks for the work-day breath of fresh air, Double-D.

I cannot stand Tom Petty, but I know this song by heart thanks to the many hours spent in GTA San Andreas. It reminds me of Scooby Doo for some reason.

I heard, from a reliable source, that ol' Double-D is about to take delivery on an ultra custom LSX swapped Prius. SLEEPER!

Sir, your "...OEM pieces" remark brought a tear to my eye. So beautiful. I bet Tommy would have got a kick out of that.

Once again, my fellow Americans(of the United States, as opposed to South/Central Americans and the rest of the North Americans), you have disappointed me.

Espada. Because four seats in a Lambo' = super

Let's say I want to order a brand new FR-S. Let's also say that what I really want as a Toyota fan is to buy a GT86 with proper badging and all, but I live in the United States.

Oh my lord. I've been obsessed with this bridge since the moment I saw it.

Thumbs down, Patrick. Thumbs way down.

Every dude? Really? I'd like to see the data.

CP, that comment made me chuckle pretty heartily.

They sure do. Jalopnik is the epicenter of the world's questionable automotive tastes. Think about it. If a brown Miata shooting-brake suddenly appeared, Jalopnik would certainly implode. Just you wait.

It does kind of look like the new WRX up front.

That's the nature of the beast. A company has to keep growing to continue being successful. Or at least I've been told that before... maybe I heard it on Facebook.

Ahh. I was saying this just the other day in a post about the 996 race car. I would be happy with just the headlamps. I'm sure they go plenty fast by themselves.

The entire Kia Soul

When I read the headline, the first thing that came to mind was the terrible non-functioning scoop/side vents combo on the Mustangs like the one pictured above. I remember being in grade school when those came out. I knew next to nothing of aerodynamics or drag and when a friend's father bought one and I realized that…

^^^ agreed

Nope, just the lamps.