or just MAyyyybe, it’s the self-obsession and need to (semi)publicly document minutiae?

THat’s a twin powerhouse of villian voices there.

Did anyone else listen to his interview on Morning Edition this morning?

Amaranth is fucking gross. I was in the bulk aisle of WF getting some goddamn split peas for the soup I make, and there was some dude there with his girlfriend.

These discussions are always so focused on ourselves. Pregnancy by definition involves multiple people (a partner in reproduction who also consents to becoming a parent, a future child). Creating a whole new human being shouldn’t be a matter of “whoops”, and there’s no reason to be nostalgic about a time when it more…

No one gives a fuck about the drab females. MISOGYNY.

Also, most male birds are utterly useless when raising young. So, they kinda have to be pretty to get laid. Which begs the question, where do human males get off being such unattractive slobs?

Yes, that’s what bothers me most when I watch him - he giggles at his own jokes. After EVERY ONE of his jokes. Even when the joke calls for a straight delivery. How is he even a comedian? Does he laugh at his own jokes when he does stand up?

I don’t find him particularly funny either. But not because he makes off-colour jokes (I’m impossible to offend and anything will make me laugh if it’s funny) but because I just don’t love his style. But I pretty much knew that when Stewart left the show, I was going to stop watching, regardless of who they go to…

This is my favorite trick to do for new parents. It’s actually relying on a set of standard neonatal reflexes. Makes you look like a magician. Or at the very least, baseline capable.

This guy is right up there with this other guy:

So you won't murder them when they cry all night and our species can keep going

oh my god, the tiny baby faces. could this be a twinge in my frozen-solid ovaries? Is that an ache in my wasteland uterus?

.......nope. It’s just cold breakfast pizza making itself known again.

I like his little “this is a good baby” ... ::smooch:: at the end. Like kissing the top of its little head was just an involuntary reaction to seeing a baby head. This guy really likes kids!

I also shake my little booty for stress relief.

He seems like a sweet guy. Nothing better than a good doctor (and nothing worse than a bad one).

Three realizations:

And for Hannukah

In trial, Fogle reportedly sobbed as he recounted how he’d hurt his family and his wife, who would be a single mother should he go to prison.