The question was about monsters, not sexy beasts.

just so everyone knows, i wrote rob gronkowski in the ‘other’ box

God this happens all the time as a milspouse. The other women are fine people but there’s little I have in common with them which makes every interaction a round of awkward speed dating. :-/

I HATE THAT!!! I flat out refuse to do that anymore.

Right?!?! When I worked at Planned Parenthood, I saw a lot of labia and learned how varied they all are. There’s really no norm. The doctors said as much when I asked (hey, you get to bend a doctor’s ear, why not ask her all your burning questions at once?), that they rarely notice the visuals, but they will notice if…

spandex burger

Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.

I read the whole thing. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me... I have shit to do today.

I thought it was Ghostbusters, too!

In one of my more crazed and youthful “murder ghost” moments, I once moved a sofa in front of a door. Yeah, that’d stop ‘em.

I guessed Amadeus when I was watching 😎

I mind that less because usually you don’t make actual physical contact (at least with my european relatives) (we sort of just make weird kissing noises by the side of the face?) but handshakes are the best.

Hug toll is the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard. It’s just like that guy in high school who’d always be like “what? I don’t get a hug?”

This makes a lot of sense. Nice rugs should stay clean! Poor buddies.

The thought of SCD (Sexy Chicken Dance) will be giving me giggles into the very distant future.

The challenge where a guy had to lay in a cadaver drawer for THREE HOURS has never left me. Or him, I imagine. Perfect television!

Seriously, there’s no human sized bird cages or ANYTHING!

It was also really random, which added to the horror. Do you remember the episode where a contestant had to sit in a haunted room for hours (I think) and returned victorious only to be told she had to go right back out again by the computer? I’m pretty sure it was the plantation episode. That’s the kind of…

I wish they’d revive it, but somehow I’m pretty sure the show violated some kind of human rights standards when it aired. The early 2000s were such a great time for reality programming!