I think it’s mostly if your not using enough lube which I doubt teen age boys are using. Dry anal is horrible.

Oh god... sex talks are bad enough... but anal sex talks?? Dead.

There was this super subtle reference on the show “newlyweds” with nick lachey and jessica simpson where he infers they only had butt sex until they got married. and we all know how fucking creepy joe simpson is. anyway jessica finally figured out (as far as i can tell) that it’s all a load of CRAP.

god this gif is so good

Martin O’Malley:

Don’t have sex on a plane!

It’s honestly frightening how much that looks like Rove, and I’m not just saying that because I hate him.

Please never use “pegged” and “Rove” in the same sentence ever again.

Aren’t they gift enough?

I got you a present. It’s my boobies.

I think of Rove as a shaved and demon-possessed Teddy Ruxpin.

Well, if this is the level of discourse ol’ Hammy wants to sink to, let’s play along! I give you....GOTHMOG ROVE!

Yeah, there’s a lot of pot and kettle-ing going on with these insults.

While normally I would love to stan for the owner of a brothel (obvious reasons), this Hof dude is a wang and so is Nancy Grace and they are both super gross.

Also a lot of people here seem to not like cereal at all....but I can still definitely dig into a bowl of Just Right. Plain cornflakes with whole milk is way better than it has any right to be. Honey Bunches of Oats for special occasions.

I don’t believe in casual sex. I always wear a tuxedo even if the event is held on a weekday.

Ugh. Someone needs to make a horror film (I haven’t seen The Finals Girls yet, okay?!) where the main character actually does reasonable or sensible things. Someone told me I had to follow a list of ridiculous rules regarding a creepy creepy creepy doll? You can be I would follow that to the absolute letter.

It actually had me until the last second with the painting. That’s just.....silly.

Because, you know, possessed dolls are at the height of believability.

My only problem with this is that if you’re getting paid, why not just follow the frickin’ list of 10 simple rules???